Friday's Tax Quote - March 25, 2011

“Whoever hopes a faultless tax to see, hopes what ne’er was, is not, and ne’er shall be.”

- Alexander Pope

Friday's Tax Quote - March 18, 2011

“Down to the Banana Republics
Down to the tropical sun
Go the expatriated Americans
Hopin’ to find some fun
Some of them go for the sailing
Brought by the lure of the sea
Tryin’ to find what is ailing
Living in the land of the free
Some of them are running to lovers
Leaving no forward address
Some of them are running tons of ganja
Some are running from the IRS.”

- Jimmy Buffet (“Banana Republics”)

Friday's Tax Quote - March 11, 2011

“A fool and his money are soon parted.  It takes creative tax laws for the rest.”

- Bob Thaves (“Frank & Ernest”)

Friday's Tax Quote - March 4, 2011

“The best things in life are free, but sooner or later the government will find a way to tax them.”

- Anonymous